Poo and WavGirl discuss…
Warning: Graphic language
Men in Uniform:
WavGirl: i have army men watching me so i have to go get showered and lookin spiffy hehehe
Poo: huh?
WavGirl: a guy at an army base emailed me about my cams site
Poo: thats bad
Poo: no men
WavGirl: no i just wanna look nice when the lonely sexy uniformed manly army men are looking at me
WavGirl: :::fans self:::
Poo: what r u joining the reserves
WavGirl: hehe no but they can join mine ;)
Birth Control:
WavGirl: yeah but i have to be careful... haven’t been on ANY birth control
WavGirl: except bf'ing
Poo: whats b'fing
WavGirl: breastfeeding
Poo: oh
Poo: I thought it was butt-fucking!
WavGirl: i guess that WOULD be birth control.. What a thought!
Porn:
WavGirl: nope, thats where i draw the line... no porn
Poo: dont underestimate the power of porn
Poo: use the force
WavGirl: its one thing to watch "Real Sex" on HBO, because that’s more "educational" than porn... You can learn things - That is, when they’re not showing a bunch of naked black people reciting poetry, and middle-aged swinger motorcycle people at a camp ground... Get past that, and you’re OK... lol
WavGirl: they should re-name it “Sex for the Bored and Unsatisfied”… Damn fetishists!
Poo: sex is all about giving
WavGirl: maybe the problem is that the berkshires only has one sex toy store and you probably make headlines in the "Berkshire Eagle" if you go in there...
Poo: if someone loves you enough, they'll do anything
Poo: thats the basis behind it
WavGirl: love is about respect too... and respecting boundaries
Poo: you belong in the early 1900's
Poo: where they would just lie down, have sex, and make babies
Spicing up Relationships:
WavGirl: I don’t really wear lingerie much
WavGirl: He had me keep my naz uniform though
Poo: is that the best you got?
WavGirl: Well, it’s authentic
Poo: zzzzzzzzz
Poo: maybe Flik has a few pointers
Clothes:
Poo: did you see that auction for the fresh produce dress?
WavGirl: i prefer clothes with shape, heh
WavGirl: get some nice fitted jeans, like ass jeans lol
Poo: not me
WavGirl: dont you have ass jeans?
Poo: no
Poo: I have no ass
Poo: I am a box
WavGirl: like ones that fit good and you put em on and say "damn look at this assssss!" ?
WavGirl: you need em
Poo: nah
Poo: I lost my ass years ago
Money:
Poo: I said, I have Laura's Gynecologist chasing me...
WavGirl: uh-uh, this is a perinatologist we're talkin about here
WavGirl: this guy makes like 200k a year
WavGirl: he could buy and sell me in one day of work
Poo: true
WavGirl: come to think of it, given my lack of income, even YOU could do that…
WavGirl: I should get one of those job things...
Turtles:
Poo: The turtles were a funny purchase
Poo: the little Chinese woman kept them behind her stand
Poo: she'd put them out just long enough to show them
and then put them back
Poo: and she said, "police-ah ah c'mon"
WavGirl: You bought illegal turtles in NH? Something is illegal in NH which you not only managed to find but purchased?
WavGirl: what the hell do they eat
Poo: they eat pellet food that the lady gave us
WavGirl: uhm, illegal turtle pellet food?
Poo: umm yup
WavGirl: what happens when you run out of illegal turtle pellet food, visit Fung Wah Chin in the slamma?
Poo: they are fun to watch though
WavGirl: oh boy, I bet.. hours of priceless fun
WavGirl: don’t turn around cuz you might miss something
WavGirl: and then they snap your fingers off… I could have gotten some of those for you in Harold Parker
Poo: they grow to the size of their environment
WavGirl: so they are going to be the size of a 30 gallon tank...
WavGirl: what happens when you upgrade the cage and they grow into it....
Food:
Poo: you put off grocery shopping again?
Poo: you're nutts
WavGirl: mmm nutts... like peanut butter
WavGirl: i still have some of that almost-expired wic peanut butter you gave me, still in my fridge
WavGirl: slap that on my two-day-old bread and weve got an old-school mom-style peanut butter and butter sandwich, or better yet get creative and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich!
Poo: i dont know, but i have some leftover cheese you can take if you stop by my house
Parenting:
WavGirl: they grow up so damn fast
WavGirl: I remember when they were just a twinkle in my bottle of Clomid
Anger:
WavGirl: Fuuuuuuucccckkk! Fuck fuckety fucking fuck!
Sex:
Poo: For some reason, I could do it in the dark though...hmmm
Poo: It's more fun because then you dont know what to expect
WavGirl: kinda like Space Mountain
WavGirl: I mean, Space Mountain isn't even a good ride but you cant see where the f*** youre going so you become convinced
Sex Toys:
Poo: did you see that thing? It has like, an anal probe
WavGirl: no thats not an anal probe dumbass... is it?
WavGirl: its called a happy bunny
Poo: trust me
Poo: if you guys bought one of those, youre using it wrong
Wedding Planning:
Poo: I am so sorry
Poo: I was so busy with my dress
WavGirl: and your VEIL that I just BOUGHT you!
WavGirl: goodnight BIATCH!
Poo: I know
Poo: Thank God for wedding coordinators like you!
Poo: but Ill look good and Ill wear your name
Poo: across my ass if it makes you happy
WavGirl: You’re gonna wake up on your wedding day and be like "where the fuck did all this shit come from?"
WavGirl: Can we put glitter letters on it spelling out "WavGirl"?
WavGirl: Or better yet "WavGirl.com"? Yeah, I am the official sponsor of the 2005 Poo wedding!
Poo: Yup
Poo’s Speech Impediment:
WavGirl: You need to start a livejournal
Poo: Now?
WavGirl: Yeah its so much fun
WavGirl: You have an email with a link to start the account
Poo: gee chucks
Poo: oops
Poo: shucks
WavGirl: lol chucks
Poo: hee hee
WavGirl: glad I didnt take the apartment in Sheshire (Cheshire) lol
Poo: YOU FUCKIN' ROCK!!!!
WavGirl: CHUCKS I am flattered