The Muppetsex Diaries

Part One: The Email
Sent to all who asked for a pic.

Subj: MY PIC AND INFO
Date: 1/9/2002 4:32:18 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Fuzzlette
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Hi, my name is Fuzzlette. I am fuzzy-one years old, female. I live in Muppetland. This isn't a recent pic, so it doesn't show my true appearance. Since then, my fur has gotten more light pink. I also have an orange nose now and wear little yellow bows on my fur. I don't wear shoes. I do, however, wear my favorite red fuzzy panties, which I would love to take off for you. I love muppet cyber. Try it, because you will never experience xxx like this anywhere else.

Part Two: The IMs
Those looking for cyber got
a few surprises, and some liked it...

XXXX:  sure
Fuzzlette:  SURE WHAT
XXXX:  ill try it
XXXX:  lol i never done that before
Fuzzlette:  OK WANT TO SEE MY PIC
XXXX:  yeah
XXXX:  ill send mine
Fuzzlette:  NO THX
XXXX:  ok
Fuzzlette:  SENT
XXXX:  im not that bad geez lol
XXXX:  how old r u
Fuzzlette:  FUZZY-ONE
XXXX:  no im cool on this muppit s***
XXXX:  how does this turn you on anyway?
XXXX:  some fetish
Fuzzlette:  BECAUSE I AM A MUPPET
Fuzzlette:  DIDNT YOU SEE MY PIC
XXXX:  i saw somethin like this on mtv yesterday
XXXX:  yeah i saw it
Fuzzlette:  WELL THAT IS ME
Fuzzlette:  THERE ARENT MANY MUPPETS ONLINE
XXXX:  lol
XXXX:  whats your name
Fuzzlette:  FUZZLETTE
XXXX:  where ya from
Fuzzlette:  MUPPETLAND
XXXX:  lol
Fuzzlette:  :D
XXXX:  im from sesame street
XXXX:  lol
Fuzzlette:  WOW THATS NEARBY
Fuzzlette:  I COULD COME OVER RIGHT NOW..
XXXX:  really
XXXX:  and do what
Fuzzlette:  MUPPETSEX YOU UP







XXXXX:  u wanna cyber??
Fuzzlette:  YES MUPPET CYBER
XXXXX:  lol what the h*** is that?
Fuzzlette:  WANNA SEE MY PIC
XXXXX:  ya
Fuzzlette:  THERE U GO
XXXXX:  lol dont take this tooo seriously but your psycho
Fuzzlette:  NO IM A MUPPET
XXXXX:  ya i figured that
Fuzzlette:  IM SO SICK OF BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST
Fuzzlette:  YOURE JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE COUNTLESS OPPRESSORS
Fuzzlette:  ARENT YOU
XXXXX:  haha
XXXXX:  ya
  Fuzzlette:  WELL THE 70S ARE OVER AND MUPPETS ARE ACCEPTED NOW
Fuzzlette:  WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ARCHIE BUNKER




XXXXXX:  old enough to enjoy how you play then
Fuzzlette:  WELL
Fuzzlette:  I AM A PINK FUZZY MUPPET
Fuzzlette:  FROM MUPPETLAND
Fuzzlette:  I AM FUZZY-ONE YEARS OLD
Fuzzlette:  I WEAR NOTHING BUT MY RED FUZZY PANTIES
Fuzzlette:  WANT TO MUPPET CYBER?
XXXXXX:  sure
Fuzzlette:  NICE
Fuzzlette:  WANT ME TO DESCRIBE MYSELF TO YOU
XXXXXX:  please do
Fuzzlette:  OK, WELL I AM FUZZY-1 YEARS OLD... I HAVE PINK FUR, WHITE EYES, A ROUND ORANGE NOSE AND A BIG BLACK MOUTH WITH NO TEETH
Fuzzlette:  I DONT WEAR SHOES BUT I WEAR YELLOW BOWS ON MY FUR
XXXXXX:  :) cute
Fuzzlette:  GLAD YOU LIKE IT..
XXXXXX:  and what part when touched by warm hands sends chills down your spine
Fuzzlette:  MY FURRY ARMS
XXXXXX:  tantalizing
Fuzzlette:  mmm
Fuzzlette:  TELL ME ABOUT YOU
XXXXXX:  6'3" 190lbs brn hair blue eyes 35
Fuzzlette:  NICE
Fuzzlette:  ARE YOU FURRY
Fuzzlette:  I AM SCANNING A PIC DO YOU WANT TO SEE?
XXXXXX:  i would like to very much
Fuzzlette:  ok ill send now
XXXXXX:  thank you
Fuzzlette:  there you go
XXXXXX:  :) how descriptive of you
XXXXXX:  makes one wonder what it attached to the rest
Fuzzlette:  YES..
XXXXXX:  AH, but you know what is attached to the rest, i on the other hand can only imagine
Fuzzlette:  YES
Fuzzlette:  TRY
XXXXXX:  rather let you tell me 
Fuzzlette:  WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
XXXXXX:  mmm, height weight,color eyes and hair what you enjoy etc
Fuzzlette:  4'1, 40, WHITE, PINK, SINGING AND DANCING
XXXXXX:  so very informative
Fuzzlette:  I ANSWERED WHAT YOU ASKED DIDNT I
XXXXXX:  i assume so
Fuzzlette:  GOOD



XXXXXXXX:  hi pics?
Fuzzlette:  SURE ILL SEND
XXXXXXXX:  hi pics?
Fuzzlette:  SENT
XXXXXXXX:  ure funny muppet
Fuzzlette:  THANKS
Fuzzlette:  NOW DO YOU WANNA MUPPET CYBER
XXXXXXXX:  yes
Fuzzlette:  OK
Fuzzlette:  IM WEARING MY RED FUZZY PANTIES...
XXXXXXXX:  take um down then
Fuzzlette:  OK
Fuzzlette:  NOW WHAT



XXXXXXX:  hey
Fuzzlette:  HI
XXXXXXX:  aspic ?
XXXXXXX:  can i see your pic ?
Fuzzlette:  FUZZYONE/MUPPETFEMALE/MUPPETLAND
Fuzzlette:  SURE ILL SEND
XXXXXXX:  ok
Fuzzlette:  SENT
XXXXXXX:  lol
Fuzzlette:  WHAT
Fuzzlette:  I THINK IM PRETTY HOT FOR A MUPPET
XXXXXXX:  you're ill =)
XXXXXXX:  can i get your real pic ?
Fuzzlette:  IT IS MY PIC
XXXXXXX:  lol..