Kissin' Cousins

WavGirl convinces her nephew's girlfriend that her husband is also her cousin.

PooWavGirlAnd [12:00 AM]:  eeewww i smell cat shit
PooWavGirlAnd [12:00 AM]:  stinky POOOOOOO
x cutie x[12:00 AM]:  lol
PooWavGirlAnd [12:00 AM]:  time to go clean the litter box ick
x cutie x[12:00 AM]:  how old r u 
PooWavGirlAnd [12:00 AM]:  15
x cutie x[12:00 AM]:  oh
PooWavGirlAnd [12:00 AM]:  my husband is twice my age
x cutie x[12:01 AM]:  u have a husband >
PooWavGirlAnd [12:01 AM]:  my parents had to sign a special consent form to let me marry
x cutie x[12:01 AM]:  r u seriosuly married
x cutie x[12:01 AM]:  seriously*
PooWavGirlAnd [12:01 AM]:  it made it even more difficult to get the marriage license because hes my cousin
x cutie x[12:01 AM]:  no now ur lying
PooWavGirlAnd [12:02 AM]:  no, im caseys aunt... i married my cousin, who is also caseys uncle
PooWavGirlAnd [12:02 AM]:  so when we have a kid it will be his... cousin....
x cutie x[12:02 AM]:  r u having a kid 
PooWavGirlAnd [12:02 AM]:  im 15, hubby is 30
PooWavGirlAnd [12:03 AM]:  ok, I lied... :-\
x cutie x[12:03 AM]:  omg i thought u weer serious
PooWavGirlAnd [12:03 AM]:  hes actually 38... thats embarrassing to say though
x cutie x[12:03 AM]:  r u really married th 
x cutie x[12:03 AM]:  tho*
PooWavGirlAnd [12:03 AM]:  I dont like to admit it
PooWavGirlAnd [12:03 AM]:  yes im married to my cousin
x cutie x[12:03 AM]:  no ur not
PooWavGirlAnd [12:03 AM]:  we went to arkansas for the wedding... its technically not a legal marriage in MA
x cutie x[12:04 AM]:  ok whatever ur not married to ur cousin
PooWavGirlAnd [12:04 AM]:  you should just keep it in the family... dont go out with strangers
PooWavGirlAnd [12:04 AM]:  just cousins
PooWavGirlAnd [12:04 AM]:  keep the bloodline!
x cutie x[12:04 AM]:  EWW THATS JUST NASTY
x cutie x[12:04 AM]:  dont say that
PooWavGirlAnd [12:04 AM]:  well our wedding website is at www.wedding.wavgirl.com
PooWavGirlAnd [12:05 AM]:  so if you wanna go to that youll see us
x cutie x[12:05 AM]:  ok
x cutie x[12:05 AM]:  its not really ur cousin tho right
PooWavGirlAnd [12:05 AM]:  yes, it is
PooWavGirlAnd [12:06 AM]:  my mom and his dad are brother and sister
x cutie x[12:06 AM]:  omg no ur lying
PooWavGirlAnd [12:06 AM]:  so his dad = my uncle and my mom = his aunt
x cutie x[12:06 AM]:  omg ...no way ur lying now
PooWavGirlAnd [12:07 AM]:  its perfectly legal in some states
PooWavGirlAnd [12:07 AM]:  i can send you links to the legislatures from the south
PooWavGirlAnd [12:07 AM]:  and if you dont believe me, well youre just POOOO
PooWavGirlAnd [12:10 AM]:  sorry if that disturbed you
PooWavGirlAnd [12:11 AM]:  hes in denial still to some extent
PooWavGirlAnd [12:11 AM]:  he vomitted at the reception we had out here when we got back from our honeymoon
PooWavGirlAnd [12:12 AM]:  i have pictures of that if you wanna see
PooWavGirlAnd [12:12 AM]:  theyre very colorful
x cutie x[12:12 AM]:  wait a minute 
x cutie x[12:12 AM]:  ur 15 rigt
x cutie x[12:12 AM]:  right*
PooWavGirlAnd [12:12 AM]:  yes
PooWavGirlAnd [12:12 AM]:  i was 13 when i got married
x cutie x[12:12 AM]:  and ur first date was in 1999
PooWavGirlAnd [12:12 AM]:  yes
PooWavGirlAnd [12:12 AM]:  we met when i was 11
x cutie x[12:12 AM]:  and u were 11 then
PooWavGirlAnd [12:13 AM]:  yes
x cutie x[12:13 AM]:  then how were u in colege
x cutie x[12:13 AM]:  college*
PooWavGirlAnd [12:13 AM]:  not all of that story is true, its just what we tell people so they dont know
x cutie x[12:13 AM]:  ok
x cutie x[12:13 AM]:  ok
PooWavGirlAnd [12:13 AM]:  my husbands my cousin
PooWavGirlAnd [12:14 AM]:  he was 26 when we met and i was 11
PooWavGirlAnd [12:14 AM]:  well i have to go
PooWavGirlAnd [12:15 AM]:  have a POOPY evening, ok?